| Example: | - Once a noob, always a noob.
- Dima?! Al-Sayib was so shocked that he dropped his Fanta on his computer, thereby ruining his noob hunt. Dima?! Is that really you?!
- Dude, theres a guy running naked around our building! Whats up with that?! Eh, just another lucky noob we pwnd today. If he wasnt, he wouldve been doin it downtown at noon.
- Verily, a noob was pwnd and he was pwnd hard.
- In a far, far away universe where whatever is visualized becomes real, a noob tried to visualize a four dimensional object only to end up visualizing an object with an infinite number of dimensions that sent our entire existence into disarray thereby ending the universe as we know it.
- A noob once met Betty and while desperately trying hard not to get killed, ended up killing himself.
- Christopher Columbuss happy meal toy was a limited edition clumsy noob waiter toy that whenever is set to walk, trips and falls on its face.
- After torturing a fortune-teller by tickling him to death for several hours, Christopher Columbus placed the noob toy in a treasure chest with the inscription: To the great pirate of the future Al-Sayib: Noobs always deserve it.
- Soon Christopher Columbus got bored watching the noob toy getting repeatedly self-pwned; he then decided to make a fortune-teller advise him on what to do with such a pointless toy.
- Dima... Al-Sayib sighed. How much is this phone call costing you? I bet you its more than 99 kopeks, noob...
- Oh, its a lot more, Dima smiled. But actually, this is a collect call. So youre the noob, cause youre paying.
- Im a noob, shoot me.
- If you need instructions on how to get through the game levels, then youre a damned noob!
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